#245 – Too Many Things

I’m deeper than Mexico’s Cave of Swallows. I actually drew this one some time back, but constantly found ways to avoid posting it. Well, I’ve got a New Year’s resolution in the making and I figured why wait another thirty days or so to get started on it. I’ll explain more later on…

Anyways, this has been my favorite video all week long:

Lastly, weekend plans? I’ll be getting a haircut, which should please Momma Dukes to no end. How about you? Still doing that holiday shopping?

#244 – Beach House

The place even had one of those telephones…with a cord. Gah! What is this, the early 1990s?

Anyways, one year ago I decided to draw a comic about my exciting (meaning not exciting) life. Weird. Is this what it’s like to be a father? Not that I birthed this baby of mine or anything…

In lieu of singing happy birthday, feel free to send me cupcakes all day long.

200 Sad Comics – #31-35

Here’s some more. If any of you find these remotely funny, you’re going to a bad, bad place when your candle’s soul extinguishes. Don’t worry, I’ll see you there. Bring some wine, ‘kay?

#243 – PhilCon 2007

Blah blah blah blah blah. So, um, I haven’t forgotten about the 200 Sad Comics project yet, and if you all behave today I might just post some more before the day is finished. Aren’t I nice? Tell me I’m nice. TELL ME.

I can’t believe none of you got my robot’s name yesterday. Clearly, he’s called X0078941WQQ43ZA. Clearly.

#242 – Freelance Money

Looks like I’ll be continuing the work I started with The Outback Guide for Sandra McDonald’s The Outback Stars. The second book in her space opera slash romance series The Stars Down Under will be out in March 2008, and I shall be continuing forth by drawing some scenes from the first three chapters of that one. Woo, work! Work is nice. Keeps me busy, keeps me sane.

Anyone want to take a guess at my robotic servant’s name?

The Devil in the Spam

I’m normally ADD with clearing out the spam comments that come in here at MyLifeComics, but being away for the holiday weekend has put me behind. I just went to check them and found this, clearly a sign that more than just badly written porn ads are in store for me in the end of all things:

Spam
Akismet has protected your site from 666 spam comments.

Consider me scared!

#241 – Thanksgiving Live

That’s, er, pretty much how it went down. More or less. Yeah, lots of eating, lots of Nintendo DS-ing, and lots of digesting. Well, back to normalcy.

#240 – Thanksgiving Predictions

We’ll see how much of the above comes true. The comic is on vacation while it digests all the yummy food (not turkey) that comes along with this holiday. Plus, er, wine! Momma Dukes has stocked up, and not just for my arrival. We’ll be swimming in–and seeing–red for many, many days.

Hope everyone has a nice Thanksgiving with their families, girlfriends, boyfriends, friends, cats, dogs, and television sets. Really, I do.

And not to get all sappy-sappy, but I am very thankful for all of you that read my comics and take the time to comment. Y’all rock. Have some extra mashed potatoes, just ’cause.

#239 – Er, Genitals

It never ended. We were playing the party game called Things, which is fun, so long as you take it somewhat seriously. Which I didn’t. I still can’t get the word out of my head. And hopefully now you won’t be able to either. Seriously, the word came to mind on just about every setup given…

Things that are furry…
Things that make funny noises…
Things that you don’t want to find in a sandwich…
Things that burn easily…
Things that are hard to juggle…

Go on, tell me your answers.

#238 – Most Embarrassingly Awesome Songs

If anybody says anything–and I mean anything–bad about Paul Simon I will literally do the following:

1. Look up where you live on Google Maps
2. Put gas in my car
3. Drive to your house
4. Ring your doorbell
5. Ring it again
6. Knock really loud
7. Wait a long time until you come home from work
8. Jump out of the bushes and beat you down with my shoe
9. Grab some dinner from your fridge
10. Apologize before leaving

Got it?

Also, in news that only my mother will be concerned enough to want to know…it is snowing here. Ugh. Already? Thirty and some days left until sunny Arizona…