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You’ve Just Been MyLifeComic-ed

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I really think this is going to be my official…catchphrase. So for those that are in my presence often, be on the lookout. Or, um, keep your ears open. One of those.

I’m watching through my own light
As it tints the shade of you
Hold my wine hold it in
Nobody’s lost but nobody wins

– “Sleep” by Azure Ray

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Written by Paul

October 11, 2008 at 9:33 pm

Posted in comics, haircut, idiots, women

Tara’s Birthday, Now with Familial Drama

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That be sarcasm there in the final panel, for the slow and unknowing.

I’m not going to say any more of the situation except that whiffleball, wine, and cake helped slice the tension.

Written by Paul

August 30, 2008 at 9:23 pm

What Would You Do For A…

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I lurve people like this. They make days brighter…

The New Jersey State Fair was a lot of fun though. Rickety rides (which we did not do, because, personally, I like living), farm animals, art shows, a thousand and one different smells (from meat on sticks to funnel cake to elephant ears[?]), and lots of people. Plus, the universal sign that a good time was had by all, a duck with an afro-mohawk:

Written by Paul

August 9, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Posted in animals, comics, food, foodwhore, funny, haircut

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Guest Strip #2 – Something in My Ear

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Woo, another guest comic! This one is brought to you by the wonderful Tara and really captures the limits of our affection for one another. I mean really…ear hair. I’m disgusting! And yet…we prevail!

Anyways, let the countdown begin! My vacation officially starts Friday at 5:00 PM! I CAN’T WAIT AND I NEED IT NOW LIKE SO SO SO RIGHT NOW!

Writing news (a.k.a., Kelly, pay attention!)
Sold a short story over the weekend! Tyree Campbell of Aoife’s Kiss wrote to inform me that yes, despite how disturbing it is, he’d like to buy my short story “Nonsense” for the December 2008 issue. Or it might go online. Or in an anthology. It’s up in the air at the moment, but either way, it’s accepted. He already published my dark tale “After Effects” in the March 2008 issue so I guess I haven’t really freaked him out enough. Oh wells. Disturbing it shall be…


This could have been a song about the wind but my words were blown away
I could have sung about tomorrow but I couldn’t find today
Forget about writing about my conversations because I can’t think of what to say
With nothing left to sing about my ax in tune, I got no choice but to sing to you

– “Could Have Been a Song” by Pat McGee Band

Written by Paul

June 23, 2008 at 12:00 am

#323 – Haircut Signs

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…and so I got a haircut. I had my hobbity hair all cut off and then, feeling extra crazy, I shaved away my lady hypnotizer. That’s the beard, for you slower folks. I’m telling you, I look like a new man. Maybe I am one. Well, that means I need a new name, something that really jazzes the place up. How about…Paulo Dos Santos? I could be a cartoonist by day and a raging bull fighter at night. Think about it!

So now you shut off and you shut down
Won’t let nobody in
And when you shut off and you shut down
Won’t play that fool again

– “Concede” by Sister Hazel

Written by Paul

April 8, 2008 at 8:37 am

#246 – Father in Underwear

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Mission Haircut was a success. Not even snow could stop me.

Hey, all you beard haters! This guy did an experiment to see if, truly, a beard can keep you warmer. Now stop with all the hating.

So, who else has a case of the Mondays?

Written by Paul

December 3, 2007 at 9:37 am

Posted in family, haircut, weirdness

#245 – Too Many Things

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I’m deeper than Mexico’s Cave of Swallows. I actually drew this one some time back, but constantly found ways to avoid posting it. Well, I’ve got a New Year’s resolution in the making and I figured why wait another thirty days or so to get started on it. I’ll explain more later on…

Anyways, this has been my favorite video all week long:

Lastly, weekend plans? I’ll be getting a haircut, which should please Momma Dukes to no end. How about you? Still doing that holiday shopping?

Written by Paul

November 30, 2007 at 9:38 am