#227 – Snot Hand

And the winner for Human of the Year Award goes to…the guy above! This happened at Target, too. Target. I mean…sure, I could see this kind of thing going down in Wal-Mart or Bed, Bath, & Beyond, but not the class act that has everything anyone could possibly need.

With that said, tis my sister D’s birthday today. Let’s all belt out a tune for her, yes?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SISTER, YOU NEITHER LOOK OR SMELL LIKE A MONKEY, CAUSE YOU CLEAN LIKE A CRAZY FOO.

Hmm, I hope she likes that. I wrote it myself. Just now. Like, in five seconds. Happy birthday, D!