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Hi, Squirrel

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Legal blindness, here I come!

I’m rolling over
And it’s lights out for this lightweight

– “Lights Out” by Owen

Written by Paul

September 28, 2009 at 9:29 pm

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Being Sick Sucks

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Well, that’s how I feel about the situation, but here’s a poll for y’all to fill out so I can get a better insight into these sorts of things:

Every day’s an endless stream
Of cigarettes and magazines
And each town looks the same to me
The movies and the factories
And every stranger’s face I see
Reminds me that I long to be

– “Homeward Bound” by Simon and Garfunkel

Written by Paul

May 18, 2009 at 9:34 pm

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Roommates Forever

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Er, yeah…anyways, today is National Cartoonists Day. Go me?

Can I pull out all the stops,
and get out of this town?
I want to make you proud,
but I really don’t know how.

– “The Permanent Rain” by The Dangerous Summer

Written by Paul

May 5, 2009 at 6:45 pm

The Burning Showergasm

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Actually, that spot behind the knee, that one was more like twenty-five orgasms all fighting to be King of the Hill. So heavenly. Yes, I’ve been called a masochist many times before, a claim which I never rebuke.

Oh, don’t it hurt deep inside
To see someone do something to her
Oh, don’t it pain to see someone cry
How especially if that someone is her

– “Silence is Golden” by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

Written by Paul

April 29, 2009 at 8:42 am

I’m a Real Romantic, You See

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2008-11-03

Well…did she?

Place your bets.

Twenty-five, all of these mixed emotions
Tangled up in pure confusion
It’s hard to let go of the past, but it seems
Easier as time is moving
Well, you said he makes you laugh
And he makes you happy
He sees you smiling back
It is everlasting

– “Tailor Made” by Colbie Caillat

Written by Paul

November 3, 2008 at 6:35 pm

Applebee’s Makes Tara Sick For Days, Woo-hoo

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2008-11-02

I told Tara that from now on I’m only going to take her to the finest of eateries, such as Wendy’s and the Dollar Tree for multiple packs of chicken-flavored Ramen noodles, since she keeps getting sick at any place a notch higher than those. Actually, she’s never gotten sick from Panera Bread. So, y’know, that’s a relief. Cause I don’t know what I’d do without that place. The soup and bread is just too good. For those playing along at home, we’ve already lost Chili’s earlier this year…and now this. Rest in peace, Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill and Bar.

We blame the Strawberry Limeade. Eat at your own risk…

And all the gold dust in her eyes won’t reform into a ring
You had and lost the one thing
You kept in a safe place
Remember the face
Of the girl who had made you her own
And how you left her alone

– “Star Mile” by Joshua Radin

Written by Paul

November 2, 2008 at 7:01 pm

Slowly Getting Rid of the Bathroom Mold

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2008-10-30

…and by shower curtain, I of course mean shower liner.

Oh my love for the first time in my life
My eyes are wide open
Oh my love for the first time in my life
My eyes can see

– “Oh My Love” by John Lennon

Written by Paul

October 30, 2008 at 12:14 pm

Being Sick Leads to Acronym Fun

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Got any favorite acronyms? I’ve always enjoyed ASAP, just because it can be fun to say. Also, WTF and FUBAR, while not always people-friendly, get an approving nod from me. Still, if SOUP were an actual acronym for helping the ill get better, mine would be: Sandwich…Obduracy…Unicorn Magic…and Playstation 2.

She walks to the mailbox each morning at nine
Every day she begins she’s always one day behind
At least when it comes to the mail

– “Bloodshot” by Jack’s Mannequin

Written by Paul

October 3, 2008 at 5:39 pm

Quickest Way to Lose Weight: Colonoscopy

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So there ya go, the secret to weight loss. Now to find the avoidance of weight gain and we can all be healthy and slim with clean butts! Onwards!

No lyrics today. Tara is playing Kirby on the SNES in the background, and it has some bouncy, techno-esque tunes. Take that as you will…

Written by Paul

September 30, 2008 at 8:15 pm

Letting It Do Its Thing

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Actually, I have a second carbon monoxide detector plugged in elsewhere, but I’ve been waiting for the old one’s battery to just die out. Let me tell you, those warnings LIE. As of writing this post [10/13/08], some two weeks later, the thing is buried deep in my closet and still beeping. Hm, that warrants repeating: still beeping. Low battery, my ass!

Well, I’m stubborn enough now to just wait it out…

REMINDER: I’m posting TWO comics a day until the week is over. Check below for an earlier comic!

I lived in lies all my life,
And I’ve been living here for a long, long time,
And I know its been coming down a while now,
When it shows, then you get me on the dial,
But right now you’re half way around the world,
Maybe I’ll see better days, but I’m not so sure I will.

– “Art Isn’t Real” by Deer Tick

Written by Paul

September 23, 2008 at 6:14 pm