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Kill Yourself Over Tuna

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Attention! Attention! All sandwich shops! You’re going to want to stock up on tuna for the next several Fridays until Lent is over. It is going to be a popular item. That is all.

Also, I walked by the Quiznos today and saw the same girl working so I guess she didn’t end it after all. The weight upon my soul has lifted…

So here I am above palm trees
So straight and tall
You are smaller, getting smaller
But I still see you

– “Goodbye Sky Harbor” by Jimmy Eat World

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Written by Paul

February 21, 2010 at 8:43 pm

Posted in comics, death, food, foodwhore, life

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  1. Nice one! A tuna sandwich sounds good!

    bitsy

    February 21, 2010 at 11:00 pm

  2. Hmmm, they really don’t make it easy on you, do they?? Really though, what do they expect, it’s the only thing they have that’s not meat-filled! They don’t even have egg salad!! Oh well….

    Tara

    February 22, 2010 at 7:57 am

    • Nope, no egg salad there. I think this Friday I will hit up the Quick Chek instead. Mmm eggy…

      Paul

      February 22, 2010 at 12:12 pm

  3. Tuna is awesome, she just has to get use in making them

    Monica

    February 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    • Sometimes tuna isn’t awesome though when it is loaded with mayo and just…ugh. But otherwise, yes!

      Paul

      February 25, 2010 at 8:50 am

  4. hello Paul!

    first time commenter here, i found your comic cuz some one posted about your proposal to Tara some where on some blog.

    Congratulations to both of you!

    i just wanna say that i have been reading your comics since then and thoroughly enjoyed it. i am far from finishing all the archives though, so expect me to be lurking around here πŸ˜€

    nia

    February 25, 2010 at 2:09 am

    • Hi Nia, thanks for reading and de-lurking! Enjoy. πŸ˜›

      Paul

      February 25, 2010 at 8:50 am

      • yup, finished reading all your comics πŸ˜€

        i must say that each and every one of it is superbly C-…Quuuuute!

        next, supertown! up up and awaaayyy

        nia

        March 4, 2010 at 4:50 am

        • Heh, awesome! Thanks for using the Q-word instead of the you-know-what, too.

          Paul

          March 5, 2010 at 11:44 am

  5. […] of course, we can’t forget the most recent event where a girl threatened to kill herself if she had to make one more tuna sandwich (spoiler: she […]


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