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Archive for March 2007

#82 – Die Snow

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Well, I’m officially tired of snow so I’m glad to see it all melt away this week. Granted, it’s still not terribly warm out, but warm enough to rue that which irks me daily. Hopefully now I’ve got a good six or seven months to rest my right arm from cleaning snow off my car. I can only do that so many times at eight in the morning. Bring on the nicer weather! Come on, Mr. Sun! Youknowyouwanna!!!

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March 30, 2007 at 5:27 pm

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#81 – Earwax

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So I was thinking…to pick the stuff out of your teeth you use a toothpick? How come we don’t call Q-tips merely earpicks? I think earpicks is a neat word. Well, regardless of that, I’m still having trouble hearing anything to my left side. Hopefully this will go away soon because I’m almost out of earpicks.

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March 29, 2007 at 5:27 pm

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#80 – Bored Guy

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So this fellow here liked to stand outside his store and shout at people to come in. Not to buy anything, oh no. Cause that would be silly. Just to be his friend. I asked him what kind of store it was and he replied, “We have cigars.” Whether that means it was a cigar shop or not, I don’t know. I didn’t hang around to find out.

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March 28, 2007 at 5:28 pm

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#79 – Oatmeal

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I mean it’s tough enough that I’m eating soggy oatmeal, don’t challenge my brain like this at seven in the morning. I grabbed some other packages and their trivia questions are just as hard. One asked for the name of an oversea vessel that was used frequently in WWII. What the eff? Why can’t they ask questions about videogames or sushi or why oatmeal is completely dumb? Hmm? Exactly.

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March 27, 2007 at 5:29 pm

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#78 – Smoke Detector

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I honestly don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’ve tried a dozen times, and the only reasonable explanation that I can come up with for how I’m sucking at putting my smoke detector back on the ceiling is as follows: I, uh, can’t look up at the ceiling without feeling dizzy so I’m attempting to hook it back on blindly. Well, the smoke detector is sitting on my desk now, which doesn’t help me if there’s a fire, but there hasn’t been a fire yet and so I’ll just continue to live life dangerously, the rebel that I am.

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March 26, 2007 at 5:32 pm

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#77 – Yes DS

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Hooray! I got it. So far, we’re BFFs…even though I only have one game for it at the moment (Mario Kart DS). But it’s definitely fun and reminds me of the good ol’ days on my SNES. I think the next game I’m going to pick up will be either Yoshi’s Island or the New Super Mario Bros–I wanted a game that uses the stylus more. Thank heavens for Target!!!

Written by Paul

March 23, 2007 at 5:32 pm

Posted in musings, videogames

#76 – No DS

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I hate Gamestop. I also hate the slime that each and every store seems to find, appreciate, and hire for full-time work. The only reason I go to Gamestop is because it’s very close to my apartment, which makes videogame shopping a breeze. Sometimes. No Nintendo DS left? What the hell? It’s not like I was asking for a Wii sandwich with a lettuce, tomato, and a PS3 on the inside (hold the onions). Stay tuned for tomorrow’s comic, where my hunt for a Nintendo DS continues…

Written by Paul

March 22, 2007 at 5:34 pm

Posted in videogames

#75 – Monster Dream

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Yeah, I can’t really explain it either. Maybe it was something I ate? But I don’t eat serpent-headed winged horse meat. Strange. Anyways, if you are one of those people that own a dream book but never open it to examine your own nightmares, feel free to analyze this one to the bone.

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March 21, 2007 at 5:34 pm

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#74 – Mmm Sandwich

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I mean, it was a good sandwich. But not that stellar. Certainly not worthy of mmming over. I thought of offering him some pointers on how to not let the shredded lettuce overflow so much, but instead just bit, chewed, swallowed, and moved on with my life. Well, then I drew this comic. Now I’m moving on…

Hmm, I see I forgot to color the sandwich in the second panel. Now it looks like I had two, one on white bread and one on wheat. Score!

Written by Paul

March 20, 2007 at 5:35 pm

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#73 – Hallway Dog

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Once again I must bring up that my apartment building states in the contract I signed that there are to be no pets (dogs, cats, and personal kangaroos; fish, I believe, are fine to have). So who’s dog was it? I don’t know. I walked the other way. But Detective Paul won’t let this mystery go unsolved, nosireee. I want a cat. If other people can have cats then why can’t I? Exactly. Also, I’m sure it’s going to please my mother tenfold that I sleep with the chain lock tight and secure on my apartment door. Can’t let those mutts in…

Written by Paul

March 19, 2007 at 5:36 pm

Posted in doggies