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What Game?

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When your biggest passions in life are reading, writing, drawing, and playing videogames there’s only a small portion of headspace left to devote to sports. So sue me that I didn’t know there was a big water polo game on tonight!

She was talking about water polo, right?

Anyways, here’s Frankenstein’s Monster and Dracula, Supertown style for ya since Halloween is freakishly close:

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Welcome, love, I have made a place for you here
I know every word they say
I know how they want to make you change

– “No One Really Wins” by Copeland

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Written by Paul

October 28, 2009 at 7:48 pm

Roommates Forever

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Er, yeah…anyways, today is National Cartoonists Day. Go me?

Can I pull out all the stops,
and get out of this town?
I want to make you proud,
but I really don’t know how.

– “The Permanent Rain” by The Dangerous Summer

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May 5, 2009 at 6:45 pm

Practicing Our New Year’s Kiss

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2008-12-31

Practice makes perfect, they say.

And I’ve followed you around
I’ve seen you all over town
I’ve got a laundry list telling me why
It all goes to prove I was right

– “Carry On” by Bayside

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December 31, 2008 at 6:36 pm

The Day of Reckoning and Exchanging Gifts

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2008-12-27

Ah, the return of the great chibi Paul! Between Tara and I, this day was jokingly referred to as the Day of Reckoning. It marks the first time in all my multitudinous relationships that I’ve ever had to do such a thing. You know, have a sitdown with the girlfriend’s father and explain what our relationship is about. Guess I’m an adult now though. Anyways, I had all the symptoms of a nervous soul/creepy neighbor hiding in a van: sweaty palms, uneasy giggle, shifty eyes, flushed face, and so on. But we got through it, for better or for worse.

And then it was time to exchange Christmas gifts:

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Er, my bad. Also, this might be a bit funnier now that you have the above information. Tears make the holiday, right? 😛

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through

– “Move Along” by The All-American Rejects

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December 27, 2008 at 7:07 pm

Counting Bra Straps in Church Because I Can

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2008-12-24

I was walking along some downtown avenue
I was whistling a new song to myself
And it went, it went something like this one
But I just couldn’t make it end

– “Hearts of Oak” by Ted Leo and the Pharmacists

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December 24, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Speeding Home for the Holidays

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2008-12-23

We’re on a road to nowhere
Come on inside
Takin’ that ride to nowhere
We’ll take that ride
Maybe you wonder where you are
I don’t care
Here is where time’s on our side
Take you there

– “Road to Nowhere” by Talking Heads

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December 23, 2008 at 8:30 pm

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What’s the Deal with Disappearing DVD Board Games?

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2008-12-18

Allow me to offer a pinch of advice to all my readers (all ten of you, that is): if you’re out holiday shopping and you see something that you are planning to buy, don’t be lazy like me and think, “Oh, I’ll get it on my way out so I don’t have to carry it around while I peruse bookshelves for an hour or so”…because it might just not be there upon your return.

Luckily, the stack of Scene It? Seinfelds had just been moved from the middle section of the Barnes & Noble up to where the registers are. I guess they wanted to shoehorn all the impulse buyers waiting in line. So, in the end, crisis averted.

For those in the know (Tara and fam), no one say anything about us being doppelgängers. That’s certainly a comic to come…

Nice surprise, I haven’t seen you in so long
We laugh and you smile and I stroke your hair
Drive me home in the same old car, the 4th of July
What am I, oh, what am I doing here
Come on in, yeah, stay for a while

– “Must Be Wrong” by The Rentals

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December 18, 2008 at 11:18 am