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Nerf Russian Roulette

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Can’t speak with 100% certainty here, but it’s probably just as scary as the real thing.

Open up your mind and let me step inside
Rest your weary head and let your heart decide
It’s so easy when you know the rules
It’s so easy
All you have to do is fall in love

– “Play the Game” by Queen

Written by Paul

February 4, 2010 at 8:25 pm

Season Two of True Blood is over, let the bloody tears run free

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The above is how the scene originally ran in True Blood‘s Season Two finale, but it got edited down due to time restraints. Alas…

Anyways, just finished up watching the latest blood-filled finale and while Season Two was pretty good, it definitely was not as strong as Season One. Many minor characters came forward to get spotlighted, which was nice and welcome, but Bill and Sookie’s relationship turned bland and the Fellowship of the Sun parts were a little predictable.

So, the positive parts:

  • Eggs totally got scrambled
  • “Worship it, bitches!” – Lafayette
  • Jessica and Hoyt story arc, with a surprising twist at its conclusion
  • Eric crying bloody tears
  • Eric flying
  • Eric in general
  • Jason questioning the nature that is Sam Merlotte, and Andy putting up with it
  • Teacup humans

And now the cons:

  • Eggs totally getting scrambled was a cop out
  • Maryanne story arc ran a little too long and the sex-frenzy parties stopped being weird and eventually just became the status-quo for Bon Temps
  • The wholly black eyes were a neat trick at first…at first
  • Sookie should be learning more about herself and her abilities, not doing things and then being all la la la, look at me
  • The Queen didn’t really feel any different than Bill’s maker, whatshername, which is a shame

But I am, however, sad the show is over and must wait until next year for Season Three to begin. This season’s cliffhanger isn’t enough to dry me crazy, thankfully. It’s quite ho-hum actually. Overall I give Season Two of True Blood three vampire cupcakes out of five:

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Written by Paul

September 15, 2009 at 7:51 pm

I CAN HAS COMICK SKILLZ?

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I made this on the computer using only the mousepad. Fame and fortune, here I come! Wee!

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September 6, 2009 at 10:31 pm

Go Up a Level – Change Litter Box

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This one’s all for Tara, who is cat-sitting four kitty cats for a week and some days. I witnessed a couple of litter box changing sessions during my short visit with her, and boy-oh-boy, nothing craps like a cat. Go up a level, darling. You’ve earned it.

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don’t like Star Wars

– “Bicycle Race” by Queen

Written by Paul

May 25, 2009 at 9:36 pm

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The Day of Reckoning and Exchanging Gifts

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2008-12-27

Ah, the return of the great chibi Paul! Between Tara and I, this day was jokingly referred to as the Day of Reckoning. It marks the first time in all my multitudinous relationships that I’ve ever had to do such a thing. You know, have a sitdown with the girlfriend’s father and explain what our relationship is about. Guess I’m an adult now though. Anyways, I had all the symptoms of a nervous soul/creepy neighbor hiding in a van: sweaty palms, uneasy giggle, shifty eyes, flushed face, and so on. But we got through it, for better or for worse.

And then it was time to exchange Christmas gifts:

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Er, my bad. Also, this might be a bit funnier now that you have the above information. Tears make the holiday, right? 😛

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through

– “Move Along” by The All-American Rejects

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December 27, 2008 at 7:07 pm

What’s the Deal with Disappearing DVD Board Games?

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2008-12-18

Allow me to offer a pinch of advice to all my readers (all ten of you, that is): if you’re out holiday shopping and you see something that you are planning to buy, don’t be lazy like me and think, “Oh, I’ll get it on my way out so I don’t have to carry it around while I peruse bookshelves for an hour or so”…because it might just not be there upon your return.

Luckily, the stack of Scene It? Seinfelds had just been moved from the middle section of the Barnes & Noble up to where the registers are. I guess they wanted to shoehorn all the impulse buyers waiting in line. So, in the end, crisis averted.

For those in the know (Tara and fam), no one say anything about us being doppelgängers. That’s certainly a comic to come…

Nice surprise, I haven’t seen you in so long
We laugh and you smile and I stroke your hair
Drive me home in the same old car, the 4th of July
What am I, oh, what am I doing here
Come on in, yeah, stay for a while

– “Must Be Wrong” by The Rentals

Written by Paul

December 18, 2008 at 11:18 am

No One Ever Said This Would Be Easy

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2008-12-11

As always, I hold the right to never explain my genius.

Yet I’m thinking the reason I wrote this note down was because, normally, I’d never do anything at all before The Office would come on, less I risk missing some of it or something. But the power that is Tara, the power that is Tara wanting to play Munchkin…it’s too hard to resist. How I’d draw something like that is beyond me. So enjoy the blob monsters.

Question of the day: Did you say this would be easy?

Round each corner there’s a chance

People searching glance to glance

Moving about real fast

Like insects and fish when they’re scared

– “Raindrops” by Regina Spektor

Written by Paul

December 11, 2008 at 6:39 pm