Reason Why I Adore When the Power Goes Out

I know what you’re thinking: But it happened during lunch! That’s during the daytime! Surely your apartment gets some light, enough so that you can properly make a sandwich and eat it without accidentally nibbling on your fingers! Surely it must be so! Surely!

Silly people, don’t you know us halflings are hole-dwellers?

Once there was a way to get back homeward
Once there was a way to get back home
Sleep, pretty darling, do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby
– “Golden Slumbers” by The Beatles