Tighty Whities With the Mail

Also, and Momma Dukes and D can attest to this, while the male undergarments are gone, a single child-size shoe now sits on the mailbox two over from mine. I dunno. Maybe if we all cross our fingers and hope with big hearts an entire wardrobe will eventually be available for anyone checking their mail. I prefer sweaters and green things. Please, no Ugg boots or turtlenecks (feel free to make your own joke about dickies; am I the only one who really calls them that?).

And I swear if I could take your pain
And frame it and hang it on my wall
Maybe you would never have to hurt at all
Painting pictures in red and blue
– “Masterpiece” by Bayside