Goopy White Beard Hair

I can think of no better proof than the above that there is absolutely somebody for everybody out there. First this, then plucking old man hair out of my beard. Tara is a true trooper. I will half-apologize for the goop. I did not know my body could produce such a…substance.

And now I feel the urge to quote from Ridley Scott’s Gladiator: Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?