#306 – Happy Engineers
I went to Rowan University, which, above all, is known for three things: being a suitcase college, its education department, and its engineers. That last group though, while often talked about, were rarely seen. They were the snow leopards of the campus, taking to their building and living there for nights upon nights, feasting on the meat of their weaker companions. At least, that’s what I think they did. I never knew an engineer for my entire four years of college, but from what the rumors whispered it sounded like they were the busiest of bodies. And so they deserve some time off, I’d say. Happy Engineers Week, everyone!
Also, I’m proud to be a New Jersian, if only because we can knock down New York governors like loose mailboxes.
If life had background music playing your song
I have got to be honest, I tried to escape you
But the orchestra plays on, and they sang
– “Dismantle Repair” by Anberlin