#100 – Mother God

Well, here it is! My 100th comic! As a special bonus, y’all get six more panels on today’s comic. See? Almost as good as a candy bar. Anyways, these two solicitors would not stop smiling, and people that smile for more than a couple minutes straight are either a) popping pills or b) out of their mind. No one smiles like that. Not even millionaires (see Donald Trump; that man never ever looks happy, and he’s loaded). I really thought they were going to ask me something dumb, such as for the time or maybe directions. Do I read the Bible? Er, no. But I don’t have to tell you that!