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Season Two of True Blood is over, let the bloody tears run free

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The above is how the scene originally ran in True Blood‘s Season Two finale, but it got edited down due to time restraints. Alas…

Anyways, just finished up watching the latest blood-filled finale and while Season Two was pretty good, it definitely was not as strong as Season One. Many minor characters came forward to get spotlighted, which was nice and welcome, but Bill and Sookie’s relationship turned bland and the Fellowship of the Sun parts were a little predictable.

So, the positive parts:

  • Eggs totally got scrambled
  • “Worship it, bitches!” – Lafayette
  • Jessica and Hoyt story arc, with a surprising twist at its conclusion
  • Eric crying bloody tears
  • Eric flying
  • Eric in general
  • Jason questioning the nature that is Sam Merlotte, and Andy putting up with it
  • Teacup humans

And now the cons:

  • Eggs totally getting scrambled was a cop out
  • Maryanne story arc ran a little too long and the sex-frenzy parties stopped being weird and eventually just became the status-quo for Bon Temps
  • The wholly black eyes were a neat trick at first…at first
  • Sookie should be learning more about herself and her abilities, not doing things and then being all la la la, look at me
  • The Queen didn’t really feel any different than Bill’s maker, whatshername, which is a shame

But I am, however, sad the show is over and must wait until next year for Season Three to begin. This season’s cliffhanger isn’t enough to dry me crazy, thankfully. It’s quite ho-hum actually. Overall I give Season Two of True Blood three vampire cupcakes out of five:

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Written by Paul

September 15, 2009 at 7:51 pm

True Blood as a pie chart

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I did a good number of things on my to-do list tonight so I treated myself to drawing a cartoon, which in reality is nothing more than a pie chart about True Blood:

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Yup.

I’m also going to take Kelly‘s advice and use this post to its advantage to mention Anna Paquin’s boobs and get a ton of hits. So yeah…Anna Paquin…and her boobs. She’s got two of…’em? Am I right, fellas? Anyways, I’ve finished the first season and can officially say that I like the show. It’s gritty, it’s filthy, it’s my sort of v-story. Can’t wait to watch some more…

I remember it well
There was wet in your hair
I stood in the stairs
And time stopped moving

– “I Remember” by Damien Rice

Written by Paul

August 20, 2009 at 9:52 pm

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The Movie Twilight in Three Panels

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2008-11-28

It was absolutely horrible. But note the key words pertaining to my sister D: she treated.

I wasn’t a huge fan of the book by any means (click to see my review of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight), but if someone, say, found themselves with $10 and a hunger for some vampiric media and they had to choose between seeing this movie and flipping some pages…I’d behoove them to buy the book. Behoove, people. The movie is all about the staring, the bad acting, the creepy abusive relationship which tweens can’t get enough of, and the plotless plot. Meh.

And that has been more than enough words spent writing about this doomed trainload. Dissenters, fire away!

If it’s a broken part, replace it
But if it’s a broken arm then brace it
If it’s a broken heart then face it

– “Details in the Fabric” by Jason Mraz

Written by Paul

November 28, 2008 at 10:00 am