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Posts Tagged ‘Twilight

Roswell Proved That Aliens Are Awesome

with 3 comments

2008-11-30

Okay, after this, I promise. No more comics about Twilight.

Anyone else a fan of Roswell and miss it dearly? If not, may you be abducted forthwith and probed with the kind of ferocity usually only found in wild beasts. Good luck with that.

You know I’ve seen a lot of what the world can do
And it’s breakin’ my heart in two

– “Wild World” by Cat Stevens

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Written by Paul

November 30, 2008 at 7:11 pm

Posted in comics, entertainment, musings, shows

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The Movie Twilight in Three Panels

with 7 comments

2008-11-28

It was absolutely horrible. But note the key words pertaining to my sister D: she treated.

I wasn’t a huge fan of the book by any means (click to see my review of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight), but if someone, say, found themselves with $10 and a hunger for some vampiric media and they had to choose between seeing this movie and flipping some pages…I’d behoove them to buy the book. Behoove, people. The movie is all about the staring, the bad acting, the creepy abusive relationship which tweens can’t get enough of, and the plotless plot. Meh.

And that has been more than enough words spent writing about this doomed trainload. Dissenters, fire away!

If it’s a broken part, replace it
But if it’s a broken arm then brace it
If it’s a broken heart then face it

– “Details in the Fabric” by Jason Mraz

Written by Paul

November 28, 2008 at 10:00 am