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Kill Yourself Over Tuna

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Attention! Attention! All sandwich shops! You’re going to want to stock up on tuna for the next several Fridays until Lent is over. It is going to be a popular item. That is all.

Also, I walked by the Quiznos today and saw the same girl working so I guess she didn’t end it after all. The weight upon my soul has lifted…

So here I am above palm trees
So straight and tall
You are smaller, getting smaller
But I still see you

– “Goodbye Sky Harbor” by Jimmy Eat World

Written by Paul

February 21, 2010 at 8:43 pm

Posted in comics, death, food, foodwhore, life

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