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Dirty Words Not Allowed in Spore Creatures

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I’d like a job like that. I’m pretty good at making lists, after all.

But yeah, you can totally name your little critter ThreesomePooBoo, but don’t you dare get any more perverse than that. Big Brother is watching, always watching…

Simple to see where we come from
Harder is where we are
That’s the core of the treason
The promise is never the answer
Well, why do you need to know
There ain’t a rhyme or a reason
Try to stay in the season

– “Small Revelations” by Chris Smither

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September 28, 2008 at 7:05 pm

A Day of the Mundane

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Not every day is brimming with adventure and espionage. For those that wanna know, I’m watching season one of House in that last panel. Tara’s lending it to me and it’s really good so far. I’m looking forward to the show coming back on this fall. Actually, I’m just really looking forward to fall. Or, as I prefer to call it with my nose held high in the air, autumn.

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August 14, 2008 at 8:35 pm

#371 – Bitsy’s Favorite Videogame

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Happy birthday, Bitsy! May it be filled with presents drifting from balloons, pantless chipmunks, and pixelated cakestuff! I can’t wait for you to come home for summer vacation so we can visit each other’s towns and fish and decorate our houses (by that, of course, I mean you give me rare furniture to make mine prettier). We’re almost there! Can you smell the beach, shoobies, and boardwalk za?

The birthday girl also told me to search this video out, a mesh of old school dance footage that is synced flawlessly with some rap song, which I will admit is pretty entertaining:

If I had one-fifth of the dancing skills as the lovely ladies above here have I could rule the world..

To those reading this that are not my sister (that’d be most of you), the weekend has arrived. What does that mean for y’all? I’ll be avoiding the heat, hanging out with the girlfriend, and possibly making the big purchase I alluded to earlier. You all assumed I already made it, and you know what assuming does, right? ASS-U-ME. For shame! Anyways, give me your plans. You will receive bonus points if you use any of the following three words: lull, escapade, or zenith.

No time frame, for what I need to do today
Here at the yellow house. I think I’m gonna play
With free-livin’ lads down the street aways away
As I feel the moon rise
The time that all feels is the right time
Here in our sleepy house

– “Sleepy House” by Blind Melon

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June 13, 2008 at 12:00 am

#270 – Arizona Vacation, Part Five

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Luckily, I’m happy to announce that I’m back to loving–and constantly thinking about–videogames. Whew. That’s a relief.

Hey, it’s Friday. TGIF. I prefer FYIF, myself. Go on…figure that acronym out. Anyways, weekend plans? I’ll be dogsitting and catsitting at Pam’s. I predict I will snuggle with Penny (greyhound) until she farts on me, then Cash (Boston terrier) will get all up in my face, the cats will never come out of hiding, and I will watch movies on a really big TV. Woo. Oh, and I plan on getting some work done. Namely novel shtuff.

And here’s a link to a comic strip called WE THE ROBOTS, which I’ve been enjoying the heck out of lately. The artwork is simple yet evocative, and the humor is darker than chocolate. Check it out!

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January 18, 2008 at 9:41 am