Posts Tagged ‘Mario’
It’s true. Not even a thousand Goombas with lasers for eyes could take me down.
Singing my song so nice
Sounding like you do
Just humming along to your tune
– “Please Let That Be You” by The Rentals
Alternative words for panel there:
JUMP, MARIO! JUMP! JUMP, YOU UNION-LOVING PLUMBERBUTT! I HATE YOU SO MUCH, YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO JUMP! THE OLYMPICS WOULD OPENLY MOCK YOU AND YOUR TINY LEG-STUMPS! GAH!
I can’t stand to think about a heart so big it hurts like hell
Oh my god I gave my best but for three whole years to end like this
Well do you want to fall apart?
I can’t stop if you cant start
Do you want to fall apart?
I could if you can try to fix what I’ve undone
Cause I hate what I’ve become
– “The First Single” by The Format