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We’re Adorable Nappers, I Guess

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2008-12-21

Um, in case you are having trouble napping on your own, here’s a helpful how-to…

I’ve been stuck on your foreign eyes
They have struck for better boys
We put your lives on our shoulders
But these arms are too weak to hold us

– “Song For Luna” by As Tall As Lions

Written by Paul

December 21, 2008 at 9:36 pm

#370 – How To Survive the Summer Heat

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Really, it’s been horrible lately. There’s was a crazy thunderstorm last night that seemed to cool things down tremendously, but it is still pretty humid. And when I say humid I really mean lava hot. Lisa and I discussed anti-agenda on air conditioning over some Starbucks food the other day, and I informed her that I can’t afford to turn my air conditioning on a lot. That it’s a treat when I do use it, and that even when I’m using it all I can picture is the numbers on my electric bill going up, up, up. Yet, I’m thinking that when I can begin to actually see my funny bone. I might have to rethink my madness…

And yes, if you’re curious, I’m completely nude in panel two. Oh, you weren’t curious? Hmm. Too bad, suckas! Now your minds are contaminated! Hahahaha!

Everything rises, going at it all
All the surprises in a size too small
And what if I told you
I was still in love with this?
Would you surprise us
In a size for all of me?

– “Size Too Small” by Sufjan Stevens

Written by Paul

June 12, 2008 at 12:00 am

#315 – Duck in Bucket

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You know, as an aspiring artist whatever, I find learning how to draw a duck in a bucket to be a first-rate requirement for survival. I’m sure Darwin would agree. I mean, c’mon, think about all the times when drawing a duck in a bucket could’ve changed your life for the better. If only I knew how, you’d cry, shaking your meaty fist at the gathering clouds above. If only I knew how!

Cry no more, people. For I am showing you the path to redemption. Start practicing now. You never know when this little snippet of masterpiece-du-jour might come in handy. And if you’re curious, here’s the page where I got it from:

DuckInBucket

Happy Hump Day!

Written by Paul

March 26, 2008 at 8:37 am

Posted in animals, artwork, comics, weirdness

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