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Back Pain Makes It Hard To Be Alive

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Whether is was dorsalgia or lumbago, it sucked. I could barely move, and if I somehow did barely move…shrieking pain throughout my whole body. Fun times for all. Not shown in the above drawing, of course, is the actual amount of cursing I did at every twitch and twist. Sailors would’ve blushed.

But no worries. The pain subsided after two or three days, and luckily most of those were spent comfortably in my apartment where I could cuss and moan to my heart’s content.

I hope this isn’t what it’s like to be old. That’s going to suck. Any old farts wanna confirm this, hmm?

She drifts off to sleep
And in her dreams
She lives in California
In a mansion by the sea
Yeah, that’s who she could be

– “Carolina” by Josh Rouse

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December 1, 2008 at 10:05 am

Dirty Words Not Allowed in Spore Creatures

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I’d like a job like that. I’m pretty good at making lists, after all.

But yeah, you can totally name your little critter ThreesomePooBoo, but don’t you dare get any more perverse than that. Big Brother is watching, always watching…

Simple to see where we come from
Harder is where we are
That’s the core of the treason
The promise is never the answer
Well, why do you need to know
There ain’t a rhyme or a reason
Try to stay in the season

– “Small Revelations” by Chris Smither

Written by Paul

September 28, 2008 at 7:05 pm

#378 – Asthma Sucks

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Momma Dukes, look away! And Lisa really didn’t want me to draw this misunderstood happening, but alas, she’s off gallivanting in Las Vegas at the moment, probably marrying some random poolboy RIGHT NOW before the chapels close for the evening, and there’s nothing she can do to stop me. Yes, I like the power I have very much so. Just consider me the journal comic version of the Hulk: “You wouldn’t like me…when I’m drawing.”

Two more workdays to go! TWO!

Question of the day: How many more workdays to go?

We all know someone who’s always hurtin’
The sun is shining they draw the curtain
One thing for certain
The pain ain’t gonna stop
You get right down to the bottom of the barrel
And then you float back on top

– “Bottom of the Barrel” by Amos Lee

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June 26, 2008 at 12:00 am

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#275 – Out of Context

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We’re a raunchy bunch. Please don’t get that confused with ranchy, which is delicious on a salad.

Well, look. Another weekend approaches. FYIF. Plans, people? I’m heading down to see my folks. Tomorrow I’ll be hitting up a comedy show…in a school gymnasium! Huzzah!

Written by Paul

January 25, 2008 at 9:37 am