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“More to Love” ruins my night

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The only silver lining to this cloud is that it’s the show’s season finale.

Someone please call me a DONKEY or tell me to MOVE YOUR ASS so that I can sleep comforted tonight by the sweet sounds that is Ramsey on a Rampage. Seriously, do this.

I opened my eyes last night and saw you in the low light
Walking down by the bay, on the shore
Staring up at the planes that aren’t there anymore
I was feeling the night grow old and you were looking so cold
Like an introvert, I drew my over shirt

– “The Saltwater Room” by Owl City

Written by Paul

September 15, 2009 at 10:57 pm

GUEST COMIC: Hello, I’m a Tuna and My Name is Herb

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Check out this wonderful guest comic for MyLifeComics from Tara the Girlfriend!

But yeah, some people shouldn’t be teachers. In this group, I include people that watch The Hills and think it is real, people that wear sunglasses indoors and at night, as well as people that don’t know the difference between a hard h and a soft h.

So, I have all these comics sketched out on tiny scraps of paper. Seriously, there’s at least ten I want to do before I even start thinking about others. But I’m no longer in a rush. They will go up some time in the future. Plus, once I get an Xbox 360, I’m probably going to drop off the planet. Enjoy the guest comic for the meantime, and I’ll see y’all when I see y’all.

I’m just asking for honesty now
I need a reason to keep you away
A reason to keep you at arm’s length
I never should have let you back in

– “At Arm’s Length” by Feeling Left Out

Written by Paul

April 14, 2009 at 9:39 pm

My Shopping Cart Gets Stolen

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2008-11-13

So, guess who it was that stole my shopping cart:
A. Regina Spektor
B. Victoria’s Secret lingerie model
C. Michael Caine in the role of Alfred Pennyworth
D. A smelly old lady that made me feel bad cause I was totally ready to yell at her but then she feigned memory loss or whatever and pretended like she never stole my cart in the first place, but merely misplaced it somewhere over by the paper products aisle.

Take your time, really. No pressure. I’m here all day.

Go lightly from the ledge, babe
Go lightly on the ground
I’m not the one you want, babe
I will only let you down

– “It Ain’t Me, Babe” by Bob Dylan

Written by Paul

November 13, 2008 at 11:49 am

Yet Another Adventure in Ordering Hot Drinks By Accident

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2008-11-09

If you are getting a flash of déjà vu, do not fret. It is true. We flubbed up…for a second time. The drink we ordered this time around is known as the Peppermint Mocha Trio (also, spot the grammar error in the drink’s description and you’ll win an invisible prize!), and of the two versions, the cold one takes the race by a landslide. Something about the hot liquid and the crushed bits of peppermint candy really confuses my tongue.

Anyways, one of the interesting things about doing this journal comic thing is learning that life repeats. Whether it is on the grand scale or the minute one, it happens. You see the same people every day, you do the same things, you eat the same food, you try to mix it up when you can, but for the most part it is all pretty much parallel. Some might not see it, but I do. I find this sort of redundancy funny, amusing even, but I’m not looking forward to having my drink ordered messed up for a third time.

What’s the use in worrying, what’s the use in hurrying
Turn, turn, we almost become dizzy

– “Dancing Nancies” by Dave Matthews Band

Written by Paul

November 9, 2008 at 6:27 pm

Mad Over a Car With Eternal Blinker

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2008-10-29

So, in case you’re curious, Abbamondi is a beat-by-beat replacement for the grand ol’ lady known as Mississippi. Give it a try some time. I promise you it’ll be fantastic. Plus, you get to say my name a lot and we all know how warm and fuzzy that can make someone.

Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck

– “Aqualung” by Jethro Tull

Written by Paul

October 29, 2008 at 10:38 am

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Kissing Goodbye Before the Entire World

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2008-10-25

Despite the irony that my initials spell out PDA, I’ve never been one to really smooch in front of family…or more pertinently, in front of the smoochie’s family. I’m such a dorkasaur that I even asked Tara beforehand if it’d be okay to kiss her goodbye, and still, the nervousness came. Oh well. We smooched, the world didn’t burn us to the ground, and as I turned to leave her embrace I tripped over a pot cemented to the ground.

Goooooooooooooo me!

Conceptual paths wide open, I’m scared to death
Existential weight no longer holds you back
Conceptual paths wide open, I’m scared to death
I’m ready for the future, I’m ready for what happens next

– “Conceptual Paths” by Tom Gabel

Written by Paul

October 25, 2008 at 9:19 pm

Forgetting a Bag of Yogurts Sucks

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2008-10-23

Maybe I should just take this as a sign to buy more Ramen noodles over buying healthy-wealthy yogurt? Yes? Agree with me. You’ll make my wallet very happy.

Fun fact time! You can spell this magical dairy product lots of ways, see: yoghurt, yogurt, yoghourt, youghurt, or yogourt.

A knocked down dragged out fight
Fat lips and open wounds
Another wasted night and no one will take the fall

– “Worry Rock” by Green Day

Written by Paul

October 23, 2008 at 7:00 pm