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Chewy Gets Suddenly and Terribly Sick

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2008-12-30

Poor, little fella. The good news is he’s doing all right now. The bad news was he had [name of sickness thing that hopefully Tara will know because I’m currently drawing a blank], which, despite myself never having experienced, is not a fun time. Lots of vomiting, lots of unpleasantness, lots of sad puppy eyes. He had to stay at the animal hospital for two nights, but it was for the better as he got the right care and attention. He just needs to watch what he eats…an objective not easily achieved as Chewy will eat just about anything within a lick’s length.

Sleep, she comes to steal the ones who
Fill their glass and leave the rest
Whose teeth get brushed, who eat enough
And who know how to treat their friends

– “Plea for a Good Night’s Rest” by Devon Sproule

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Written by Paul

December 30, 2008 at 10:28 pm

Posted in animals, comics, doggies, sick

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Getting Accosted in a Parking Lot

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2008-12-10

He needs to work on his sales pitch a bit more, methinks. If only he’d been trying to sell me an Xbox 360 or a Boston terrier or a tuna sammich with black olives from his scary rape-van then I’d have been all like, “YES, I DO KNOW I WANT ONE OF THOSE THINGS!”

Question of the day: Have you ever been buttonholed like this before?

It’s not so bad being trendy
Everyone who looks like me is my friend
Please don’t hate me because I’m trendy
They’re not gonna laugh at me again

– “Trendy” by Reel Big Fish

Written by Paul

December 10, 2008 at 10:15 pm

Sexy Animal Spotting in Scranton, Pennsylvania

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2008-12-061

It was totally hot.

And for some reason I’m reminded of old-time family car trips and when, upon seeing a deer or a cow or a bird overhead, my father would point and shout with the enthusiasm of a raving sports fan, “Animal spotting! Animal spotting!”

What would touch me deeper
tears that fall from eyes that only cry?
Would it touch you deeper
than tears that fall from eyes that know why?

– “Tears” by Rush

Written by Paul

December 6, 2008 at 9:42 pm

Stepping in Some Pee

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If you couldn’t tell, it was quite comical. Let’s all laugh at our pee feet! Ha ha! HA HA! Come on, everyone now!

Written by Paul

August 23, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Posted in animals, comics, doggies, weirdness

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#387 – Dogwave Dream

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…and I like dogs. Go figure.

It was a busy weekend, hence the abnormality above. Will get back to the regular MyLifeComics style for the remainder of the week’s stories, which, amazingly (or sadly, depending on how you look at it), are still about the vacation. So yeah, must get a move on with them. As well as Fortuitous Twist. And Trina’s underwater extravaganza. And the short stories pleading for me to finish them. Oi…

Welcome to Monday!

Snapple Real Facts #223: The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.

Has our conscience shown?
Has the sweet breeze blown?
Has all kindness gone?
Hope still lingers on.

– “The World I Know” by Collective Soul

Written by Paul

July 21, 2008 at 12:00 am

Posted in comics, doggies, dreams, musings, Photography, weirdness

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#350 – Be My Girlfriend

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…and we can now add dogs to the list of things I have trouble drawing.

So, er, yes, now you all know. Cause I’m thinking suspicions were growing out there. Unfortunately, I have to turn in my Man Club membership card ASAP as this is now my new favorite website in the entire universe…

We’ll cut out bodies free from the tethers of this scene,
Start a brand new colony
Where everything will change,
We’ll give ourselves new names (identities erased)

– “Brand New Colony” by The Postal Service

Written by Paul

May 14, 2008 at 12:01 am

#344 – Playing for Penny

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Here’s the hard version, with screaming and head twitches from original Saosin singer Anthony Green:

I play it just as sporadic, but somehow a wee bit softer. Plus, um, acoustically. Regardless, Penny was not a fan. She bowed out of the mosh pit and made for safe keeping on Pam’s bed. I was hoping she’d come back up and throw her bra at me. Penny, not Pam. No, Penny doesn’t wear a bra. Okay, this is getting out of hand.

Question of the day: Did you eat Mexican food for Cinco de Mayo? I didn’t, but I did drive by Chevy’s with my window down and that smelled pretty dang fantastic. Then again, I had some over the weekend. So if you had it, kudos to you, y’know, for celebrating your love for the initial victory of Mexican forces led by General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín over French forces in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.

If I decided to sever the plates below
the shore would separate and have only seven symphonies

– “Lost Symphonies” by Saosin

Written by Paul

May 6, 2008 at 12:02 am