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#209 – Different Money Woes

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I don’t actually own a striped blue shirt like the one I’m wearing above. I feel like such a fraud! Granted, I didn’t need to tell any of you, but that’s the way my river flows…

Written by Paul

October 9, 2007 at 8:41 am

#135 – Sabrina

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then I hung up.

*click*

This person had been calling me a few times over the last couple weeks, and despite my voice mail sounding quite manly (not really) has left numerous messages asking for Sabrina to call him back as soon as possible. I decided to answer when I saw the unknown number again and look at the grief that is given to me. Some people. Maybe Sabrina is a lost lover? Or maybe this dude’s maid? I don’t know why he so needed to talk to her and couldn’t find a clue that I wasn’t a) her or b) harboring her.

Ugh. Though now that I can text I’m thinking of sending him a quick one: Sabrina says ‘sup.

Written by Paul

June 25, 2007 at 12:39 pm

Posted in cell phone

#121 – First Text

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***WARNING***

Inside joke above, inside joke above

***WARNING***

Anyways, I don’t think I’m going to survive as a texter. I just can’t do it properly. I have an extreme hate for those that spell “you” as “u,” and an even deeper hate for the phrase “roflmao.” I mean, really? Are you? I doubt it. But still, it’s nice to be a part of the tech-laden generation, regardless of how stupid it is making kids these days. For your consideration, some phrases I’m okay with in the world of texting:

  • lol
  • c ya
  • brb
  • wanna cyber, big boy?

Er, wait. Ignore that last one. That should’ve stayed in my head…

Written by Paul

June 5, 2007 at 12:41 pm

Posted in cell phone

#119 – Smoker

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Well, I’m not!

I think the only time someone can officially and confidently say you look like something is when they go, “You look like a psychopath.” You know, messy wispy hair, one twitching eye, quivering upper lip. You see all that on a person, and well, you probably got a fellow that wants to kidnap you, tie you up to an old armoire in his basement, and take dirty dirty dirty photographs of you, which, much later on, he’ll use to turn his bedroom ceiling into a collage of nasty things. So, yeah, there you go.

What makes me look like a smoker? The beard? My devilish grin? My deeply disturbed metabolism and suppressed appetite?

::shrugs::

Written by Paul

June 1, 2007 at 12:36 pm

Posted in cell phone

#110 – The Spilling

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First, some advice for any wannabe cartoonists out there. Don’t draw a comic strip where you have to draw members of your family because you will, generally, feel guilty about your shoddy portrayal of ’em all.

Anyways, my sister is somewhat known for spilling things on a daily basis. Clearly, when she heard of my triumph, jealousy kicked in at full force and she tapped her wine glass juuuust enough to empty its contents all over her rug. Oi. The nerve of some people, ya know. But! But! A good thing came of all this. It was an omen, a sign, a whathaveyou. Time to get a new phone, time to join the iGeneration.

Time to evolve. And I have, folks, I have…

Written by Paul

May 21, 2007 at 12:39 pm

Posted in cell phone, wine

#101 – Text Cancun

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Journal - 101 - TextCancun

I feel like I’m living in the Stone Age. I’ve had the same cell phone since 2001, and if you think back to such a time you’ll see that these devices had only just started sprouting up in the world. Truthfully, I used phone cards at payphones to make my calls. Talk about old school! Anyways, since my phone was made in 2001 before texting hit it big, my phone is unable to text. For some strange reason I can receive texts, but there is absolutely no way to respond to them. So…maybe a new phone for my birfday might be nice? Eh? ::hint hint wink wink::

Written by Paul

May 8, 2007 at 2:27 pm

Posted in bars, cell phone

#59 – Over the Phone

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February 27, 2007 at 3:09 pm

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#47 – Wrong Message

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February 9, 2007 at 5:41 pm

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#24 – Not Talking to Me

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January 10, 2007 at 3:35 am

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#13 – No No No

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Written by Paul

December 20, 2006 at 3:44 am

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