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Written by Paul

March 22, 2009 at 11:21 pm

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  1. Honey, NO!

    Don’t worry, love–I don’t have many friends either.

    You make it sound like your family won’t be there- and I know they will. Me thinks I’d rather not have a big wedding, so tis better that way. Hmm.


    March 22, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    • Maybe I’ll build some Cylon-like toasters and plop them in the pews. Yes, that’s a good idea, me thinks.


      March 23, 2009 at 10:09 am

  2. You might be able to twist my arm. Maybe some bribes of free food and free books would do it. And even if I couldn’t make it, I’d still be there in spirit. So draw a little ghosty-looking spirit about three rows back on the end of the pew. That’ll be me.


    March 23, 2009 at 9:54 am

    • You don’t want to sit in the front row? That’s the best view.


      March 23, 2009 at 10:08 am

      • No, the front row is for your family. I thought about sitting in the back row, but then you’d think I’m just some crazy stalker. And everyone knows that the smart stalkers sit closer to avoid detection…


        March 23, 2009 at 10:27 am

    • No one will be able to resist the open sushi bar…unless you don’t like sushi.


      March 23, 2009 at 10:19 am

      • Sorry. Sushi is not one of those foods that I enjoy. It’s right up there with sauerkraut and hot dogs.


        March 23, 2009 at 10:28 am

        • I like sauerkraut, but not hot dogs. Hmm


          March 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm

        • You’re still invited. Just, um, I get your sushi share.


          March 23, 2009 at 8:36 pm

  3. ya i am the same way!
    you also gotta remember her friends are my friends as well!

    Joshua Wysocki

    March 23, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    • Ha, will keep it in mind. Sharing is caring…


      March 23, 2009 at 8:36 pm

  4. Instead of walking down the center aisle, walk down the aisle on the left-hand side and place the bride’s relatives accordingly. Problem solved!


    March 24, 2009 at 2:42 pm

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