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Quiet Couple Makes Cooking Dinner Awkward

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One might’ve thought we had kicked down their dorm’s door during an intense makeout/breakup session and then proceeded to tiptoe all around them, whispering derogatory claims while simultaneously rearranging all of their stuff. Yes, one might have thought such a thing by their snap to silence, their seedy, flickering eyes, their determination to wait us out (though they did, eventually, sulk away).

It’s a public kitchen, people. Go be mopey on the floor of your shower like normal folk.

In matching blue raincoats
Our shoes were our showboats
We kicked around
From stairway to station
We made a sensation

– “On the Bus Mall” by The Decemberists

Written by Paul

December 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm

Posted in college, comics, foodwhore, jerks, weirdness

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  1. Yeah, the people in my dorms are fairly rude. (Hence, the missing rolos.) So, I’m really not surprised, they were quiet and weird about it. People can’t even say hi anymore!

    It must have been some kind of argument, and I am happy they did finally leave…::shrug::


    January 15, 2009 at 6:50 pm

  2. Tara is freaking adorable in panel three hiding behind you. Go Tara.


    January 15, 2009 at 7:05 pm

  3. So, one time in college, my then-girlfriend-now-wife and I were walked in on by her roommate. She proceeded to sit at her desk and do homework for 20 minutes before she left.

    But we weren’t in a public kitchen.


    January 16, 2009 at 10:53 am

  4. Tara: I bet those f*ckers were the ones that ate all the rolos, too! Curse them! See you tonight, love, for some BSG and Munchkin and a smooch or two!

    Kelly: We’re doing what one is not supposed to do…watching a pot of water boil.

    TK: Dirty boy! You know you wanted an audience…


    January 16, 2009 at 11:17 am

  5. <3<3 Of course, of course, DRIVE SAFE!! Hooray, Battlestar!!! 🙂


    January 16, 2009 at 1:04 pm

  6. The guy in the first panel kinda looks like he’s hiding something behind his back. Hmmm, what did you walk in on? 😀 But, I’ll bet that ramen was pretty tasty after all that.


    January 16, 2009 at 3:36 pm

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