The Movie Twilight in Three Panels
It was absolutely horrible. But note the key words pertaining to my sister D: she treated.
I wasn’t a huge fan of the book by any means (click to see my review of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight), but if someone, say, found themselves with $10 and a hunger for some vampiric media and they had to choose between seeing this movie and flipping some pages…I’d behoove them to buy the book. Behoove, people. The movie is all about the staring, the bad acting, the creepy abusive relationship which tweens can’t get enough of, and the plotless plot. Meh.
And that has been more than enough words spent writing about this doomed trainload. Dissenters, fire away!
If it’s a broken part, replace it
But if it’s a broken arm then brace it
If it’s a broken heart then face it
– “Details in the Fabric” by Jason Mraz