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Woman at Bank has a Baby at Home

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A few things…

1. I’m not sure why I look so muscular in panel one, but I can assure you that I’m far from being a bodybuilder’s doppelganger. I’m sure Tara will try to undermine this claim in the comments below, but believe me people–I get sore just lifting the covers over me at night!

2. Babies do not entitle people to whatever they want. I’m sorry, they just don’t. I waited (or queued if you’re British) patiently and properly; just because I didn’t squeeze something out of my who-ha doesn’t mean you get first grabs. Also, I couldn’t help but imagine her baby at home, all alone, crawling closer and closer to the unlocked liquor cabinet and rack of filthy magazines.

3. I apologize if I offended you (people that might have been offended include: women, women with babies, a baby, bodybuilders, alcoholics, and porno mag lovers).

The wind sounds just like the ocean
Blowing big through the trees in my backyard
I sit alone in a dark room smoking
And wondering where you are

– “Under the Western Stars” by Everclear


Written by Paul

October 26, 2008 at 6:25 pm

Posted in business, comics, jerks, rant, weirdness, women

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  1. Why on earth would she leave her baby at home??!

    Anyways, you are strong! You had to carry me to the bed that time I got sick, I ain’t light!

    That lady is a whack, she just frosts my cookies, so to speak. Again, she could have simply brought her child to the bank with her. Again, what moron leaves her child at home–?

    No offense taken. 😉


    November 18, 2008 at 6:45 pm

  2. You, sir, are very offensive!


    November 18, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  3. Tara: Frosts your cookies is my new fav phrase. I’m going to try and use it tomorrow, no matter what. 😀

    D: Are you an alcoholic?


    November 18, 2008 at 10:17 pm

  4. Unlike D, I’m not offended. And we prefer to call them “Men’s Magazines.” Makes us sound more sophisticated and less perverted.

    And no, regardless of how big that baby was when it came out of her who-ha, having one does not entitle you to anything but a few stitches and some bed rest. And maybe some presents. And ice cream. But to cut in front of someone while in line? No. If you’re not on fire and the guy behind you isn’t holding a gun to your head, you don’t get to cut. Ever.


    November 18, 2008 at 10:43 pm

  5. Having a baby basically entitles you to having a baby.

    That’s my zen statement of the day.


    November 19, 2008 at 2:13 pm

  6. TK: Yes, I can agree with all of that. Especially the ice cream part.

    Kelly: How serene and calming, you are! Let’s meditate. Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…


    November 19, 2008 at 2:36 pm

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