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Dirty Words Not Allowed in Spore Creatures

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I’d like a job like that. I’m pretty good at making lists, after all.

But yeah, you can totally name your little critter ThreesomePooBoo, but don’t you dare get any more perverse than that. Big Brother is watching, always watching…

Simple to see where we come from
Harder is where we are
That’s the core of the treason
The promise is never the answer
Well, why do you need to know
There ain’t a rhyme or a reason
Try to stay in the season

– “Small Revelations” by Chris Smither

Written by Paul

September 28, 2008 at 7:05 pm

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  1. Threesomepooboo… that made me laugh!! 😆


    October 16, 2008 at 7:16 pm

  2. Haha, oh darling, we are crazy. Definitely a great moment, especially since when we were trying all these out my mom was in the room probably wondering what we were laughing at 🙂


    October 16, 2008 at 7:17 pm

  3. Girly: He’s *adorable*, ain’t he?

    Tara: We were behaving badly. Why can’t I name him Sqorgy? Oh…orgy.”

    The best.


    October 16, 2008 at 7:36 pm

  4. SPORE creatures!! Clean it up, kiddies!


    October 17, 2008 at 12:05 am

  5. Bitsy: You’re not my teacher!


    October 17, 2008 at 1:15 pm

  6. What gets me out of all this (aside from your hilarious list) is that “threesome” is allowed, but “orgy” isn’t.


    October 17, 2008 at 6:07 pm

  7. […] they have a super high pitch or deeply deep growl. And they say whatever you want them to say, granted you can’t get too crass or pervy as Nintendo is wont to censor that kind of stuff. I love hearing the game refer to them by their actual names out loud. In the past, when you get to […]

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