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Marywood University and the Lost Omelette

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When I say that the omelette line sort of reminded me of those zombie movies where all the living dead are pushing themselves upon one another because they have no brains and just want fleshy food to feast upon, I am not exaggerating.

Okay, I am. But that’s not the point! It got crowded, and it got crowded fast. The not-pleasant lady behind the counter either forgot my omelette or some doofus took it before I could realize mine was called. Now, considering I took three steps to my right and ended up at a second omelette bar, I was not too mad.

On a slightly related note, the spellchecker here at WordPress keeps telling me I’m spelling omelette wrong (they prefer omelet). I’m not. That is all. I’ll have my people bill your people.

Did I slip? I know I stumbled
Did I trip? ‘Cause I know I fell
All’s I know is I’ll wake up here in my clothes tomorrow
But oh, girl I wish I knew you well
But oh, girl I wish I knew you well
But I’m just sayin’ hi, to your answering bell

– “Answering Bell” by Ryan Adams


Written by Paul

September 6, 2008 at 9:59 pm

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  1. That’s how I like think it is at that school called Marywood…

    –some people get frakked, others don’t. I can’t wait to be out of that school ::grumble::

    how dare they forget your omelette. And for the record, the spell check on my computer prefers omelette.


    September 16, 2008 at 10:16 pm

  2. I bet a freshman took your omelette


    September 16, 2008 at 10:29 pm

  3. Tara: Well, now I know what not to order next time! 😉

    Mon: Hee, they are sooooo small and sneaky like that. Bastards, I say!


    September 16, 2008 at 11:12 pm

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