Taking Tara Back to College
Carrying water, I believe, is standard procedure for training for the Olympics.
Okay, I made that up. But it should be.
As per the final panel…well, I’m used to my own mother forgetting my name, but generally she calls me by a name of my same gender. Generally. Monica is a new one. No offense to the real Monica, but I don’t think I look like one–maybe a Stephanie or a Samantha, but not a Mon. Tis not fate.