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Noodles, with Supplementary Garlic and Tomato Sauce

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Yes, I eat in bed. But I rarely make a mess, so it’s okay. Let’s just say that, after this meal, I smelled pretty bad for the remainder of the day. The word reeked comes to mind, as does the phrase the fetor of decay.

Why am I so gross lately?


Written by Paul

August 6, 2008 at 10:33 pm

10 Responses

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  1. Oh no darling!! I must make you some noodles. Everyone has their cooking mistakes sometimes, it’s no biggie 🙂 Your stir fry was amazing, so don’t fret!


    August 6, 2008 at 10:35 pm

  2. at least there are noodles and sauce and garlic powder at your place. i’ve got….boxes of microwave popcorn. And, after the $1610 I just spent at the dentist, I can’t afford to hurt my teeth by eating the darn stuff.


    August 6, 2008 at 11:40 pm

  3. Bitsy: Ouchie! But mmm popcorn.

    How about you spend some more time reading my comics? I think you only read the topmost ones, not realizing there are more *new* ones below. 😛


    August 7, 2008 at 12:03 am

  4. Biff – I am totally on that sh*t. I just figure I’d respond to one, so I don’t look like your #1 fan. That’s Tara’s job!

    JK – I’ll comment more, just for you.

    K.I.T. – Jules


    August 7, 2008 at 9:12 am

  5. I like eating in bed too. There’s something decadent about it.


    August 7, 2008 at 9:44 am

  6. Bitsy – $1600? Ouch. I think we’ll be joining you with a similar bill soon. Our daughter just had her first dental checkup and they found cavities in about 8 teeth. Makes me feel like the worst dad ever trying to explain to a 4 year old that she’ll have silver crowns on 6 of her teeth. Still haven’t figured out how to explain the anaesthesia either.

    Paul – I’m too OCD to eat in bed. Something about sleeping in crumbs and bugs coming to join me in the middle of the night. But I’m a messy eater and always spill spaghetti sauce when we eat it.


    August 7, 2008 at 9:49 am

  7. You could always add more noodles to the sauce, but dumping in too much garlic powder…don’t know how to fix that. At least you won’t have to worry about vampires sneaking up on you!

    And I’m with TK on no eating in bed on account of I hate the crumbs, too (my husband & I should wear bibs cuz we’re both messy eaters) The last time I ate potato chips in bed, I had to pull the comforter off and shake out the bottom sheet (lift one corner and do that wave thing.)


    August 7, 2008 at 10:21 am

  8. Bitsy: You two could fight over it. I wouldn’t mind, really.

    Kelly: Plus, it’s more comfy than a table.

    TK: Well, I eat only specific things in bed. Never soup or very crumby things, and I always lean over my bowl/plate like a big nerd. The less cleaning I have to do, the happier I am.

    Trina: Mmm garliccccccc ::breathes on you::


    August 7, 2008 at 11:27 am

  9. You’re gross ’cause you’re content, m’dear. You don’t have to pay attention to personal hygiene now that you got yourself a mate.

    Or maybe your muscles are fatigued and there’s a delay between thought and action. TURN ON YOUR AC!!!!!


    August 7, 2008 at 5:27 pm

  10. No way! That costs money!!!


    August 7, 2008 at 8:39 pm

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