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#255 – Terrible Headache

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Happy Friday, everybody!

I don’t have much to say this morning so…know any good holiday jokes? They can be intellectual or corny. Doesn’t matter to me.

Lastly, let’s hear what you’re up to this weekend. Seeing I Am Legend? Finishing up those last minute gift ideas? Snuggling with a cat?


Written by Paul

December 14, 2007 at 9:40 am

Posted in health, jokes

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  1. Next time my husband shakes his head at me for going to bed before nine o’clock, I’ll tell him that’s what us cool people do! (Right?)

    Anyway, I still have to wrap those presents. I’d rather go to the movies. Maybe I’ll go see this at the Aquarium:

    “Dinosaurs Alive 3D is a global adventure of science and discovery – featuring the earliest dinosaurs of the Triassic Period to the monsters of the Cretaceous “reincarnated” life-sized for the giant IMAX® screen. Audiences will journey with some of the world’s preeminent paleontologists as they uncover evidence that the descendants of dinosaurs still walk (or fly) among us. From the exotic, trackless expanses and sand dunes of Mongolia’s Gobi Desert to the dramatic sandstone buttes of New Mexico, the film will follow American Museum of Natural History paleontologists as they explore some of the greatest dinosaur finds in history.”


    December 14, 2007 at 9:47 am

  2. Hmm – no money for movies. still have to get pops his presents. need to go to the gym and make an effort to exercise. have lots of knitting. may go running with a friend. am making pizzelles. borrowed movies from the library to watch as i knit, knit, knit! will cuddle with athena in my no-heat zone. i can use every bit of her body heat to keep me snug.
    am horrible at remembering jokes.


    December 14, 2007 at 9:51 am

  3. Trina: The earlier you go to sleep, the cooler ye be. I haven’t been to an IMAX showing in a long time, the last one being that underwater one narrated by Johnny Depp. Still, dinosaurs sound like fun! ROOOAR!

    Bitsy: I am going to snuggle with Athena when I get out there…whether she wants to or not!


    December 14, 2007 at 10:18 am

  4. Dewey always snuggles with me. If he was a person I’d probably have a restraining order out on him.


    December 14, 2007 at 3:20 pm

  5. i think this is why i don’t want a cat…i have nothing against snuggling, but i get a good amount from Adam and i think if we had a cat i’d have to give some of that up to the cat…in other words i strongly suspect Adam would rather snuggle with a cat than me. he denies this of course.

    as you know, I Am Legend is on my list, though i’m not sure it will happen this weekend. let me know what you think…


    December 14, 2007 at 3:45 pm

  6. So THAT explains it. My wife falls asleep at 8 so she’s super-cool. I’m still awake at midnight, so I’m a big dork.

    Weekend plans include grocery shopping early tomorrow in an effort to beat the rush of idiots mobbing the stores before the “big” storm hits. Then there’s the Steeler game Sunday. And Christmas cards to stuff, lick, and mail. Wish I could see Legend. Ads look awesome despite it looking scary.

    As for jokes, well there’s this –

    Or you can just watch the Star Wars Holiday Special. Now THAT was a joke.


    December 14, 2007 at 4:19 pm

  7. Forgot to mention that the last bubble shouldn’t be “DAMN.”

    Based on the glow on your face coming from the monitor, it should be “FAP FAP FAP.”


    December 14, 2007 at 6:40 pm

  8. PAM: You should snuggle with Penny. She’s always asking for some lovin’.

    Kelly: Hah, well yeah! If you have a SO, snuggle with them instead. 😛

    TK: I’m hoping the big storm never hits. That way I’m not locking inside with nothing to do but fap fap fap.


    December 14, 2007 at 10:47 pm

  9. Went to Bed at 7:00pm like a cool person?
    LOL, that’s just too weird, like parting
    your hair in the middle… of your back.
    If you went to bed at 7:00AM, you could
    have gone to the 4:00AM sales and still
    had time for a Denny’s Grand Slam before
    finally succumbing to blissful sleep…


    December 15, 2007 at 11:09 am

  10. Mmmm, I haven’t been to Denny’s in ages!


    December 17, 2007 at 10:15 am

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