…and you thought your life was exciting!

#199 – No Good

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Hey, you! Want to be an unsuccessful cover band? Oh yah? Well, it’s real easy. Just follow these five steps perfectly and you’ll soon be on your way to Crapville in no time at all…

1. Do not perform a soundcheck before the show. That way the feedback from your guitar amps will overpower the microphone and drums, leaving nothing but a wave of muffled noise to swarm at your audience.
2. Open with a song no one will recognize. I mean, being a cover band is more than just doing the hits. Why not play songs nobody likes at all? Yeah!
3. In general, suck.
4. Think you’re awesome when you know you’re not. Nothing says good music like an ego the size of dino droppings.
5. Repeat Step 3 diligently.

Written by Paul

September 25, 2007 at 8:34 am

9 Responses

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  1. D and I look like twins. Crazy. No Code drove to me to the heights of insanity – eating disco fries at midnight. man!


    September 25, 2007 at 10:06 am

  2. Well, D is taller. And carries a purse. Didn’t you both wear black that night, anyways? Don’t call me daughter!


    September 25, 2007 at 10:35 am

  3. I am taller, but where are my glasses – Paul, your attention to detail is slipping. No Code = No Good. Can’t find a better man.


    September 25, 2007 at 12:33 pm

  4. And I definitely drew TOO MANY people at the show. That place was both empty and filled with grandmothers. Details will be the death of me, I say!


    September 25, 2007 at 1:18 pm

  5. You do look like twins.

    But not to worry because it could be worse. You could look like your brother.


    September 25, 2007 at 8:59 pm

  6. ::strokes mighty beard sexily::


    September 25, 2007 at 9:08 pm

  7. Eww, Mr. So Not Sexy (BIFF).


    September 25, 2007 at 10:45 pm

  8. Pearl Jam = Awesome, I probably woulda pulled my beard out if I had one.


    September 26, 2007 at 7:00 pm

  9. Pearl Jam = Very Good; No Code = No Good.


    September 26, 2007 at 8:29 pm

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