…and you thought your life was exciting!

#186 – Eat Face

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That is, of course, if I had a cat. Which I don’t. Yet. But one day, I shall, along with a super hyper Boston terrier named Rubeus. Yes, I will have the best pets ever. Anyways, this turned into an odd yet engrossing conversation. Should have been there? Yup, should have been there.


Written by Paul

September 5, 2007 at 12:31 pm

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  1. Engrossing? Grossed out is more like it.

    Reminds me of an article I read last week about a guy in Germany who kept all kinds of exotic spiders, snakes and lizards in a room in his home. But he didn’t keep the spiders in a cage, just let them spin their webs wherever. Then, one day the neighbors complained about the smell. Uh-huh.

    It seems this fellow died from the bite of a black widow, then the lights on the lids of the tanks of the snakes and lizards exploded, and they all got out and started chomping on this guy. When the police got there, they said spiders were crawling in and out of this guy’s mouth and nose and big hunks of meat were missing out him. Lovely.

    As much as I love my dogs, the thought of them eating me if I keel over…just eeeew!


    September 5, 2007 at 12:43 pm

  2. Hmmm, yeah that’s pretty eeeew too! But serves him right for keeping a black widow as a pet!!!


    September 5, 2007 at 1:26 pm

  3. I love Cassie! Yuck to my cat subsisting off my rotting flesh. I’d like to think she had the smarts to get to her food in the cabinet and rip it open with her bare hands! (oops – I mean paws and claws)


    September 5, 2007 at 2:22 pm

  4. Awww, Athena! She’s gonna eat you!!


    September 5, 2007 at 3:00 pm

  5. I think it would have to be the other way around for me. I’d eat the cat to survive. Although, that might be a bit tricky because I hear they taste like chicken, which I’m allergic to. So would I be allergic to cats just because they taste like chicken? Who knows. But it’s a good thing I have a dog. Lewis and Clark’s expedition survived on dog meat with many of the men preferring it over beef, ox, buffalo, and horse.

    Thus concludes your history lesson for today.


    September 5, 2007 at 3:27 pm

  6. Reminds me of that episode of the X-Files where a guy is super lucky but doesn’t like it for some reason, actually I think he has some sort of premonitions.

    Anyways, if you’ve seen the ep you’d know what I’m talking about, if you haven’t I wouldn’t want to spoil it for you.


    September 5, 2007 at 6:01 pm

  7. TK: Thanks for the lesson! When’s our next test?

    tgjason: Nope, don’t seem to recall that episode. However, I’m now reminded of the episode where a bunch of machines (like microwaves and calculators) are telling some dude to go around killing everyone. Fun!


    September 6, 2007 at 12:32 pm

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