#168 – No Package
…and it still hasn’t come. I put the fault on UPS and their silly little workers boppin’ around in their silly little, brown short-shorts. This is the first time I’ve had to sign anything before. Normally they just leave boxes and large envelopes right outside my door, and anything smaller than that either goes in my mailbox or right on top of it. Must be a new employee, trying to follow the rules by the book. Ugh. Don’t they know how annoying it is to me? I don’t get much mail other than bills, Have You Seen This Child? postcards, and ads for Big Lots. Please, UPS person, please stop teasing me with your saucy notes.
In other news, the stuff on I Dig Cereal Killers really cracks me up. Especially the Cthulhu Crunch.