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Archive for July 2007

#147 – The Meeting

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I can count on my left hand the number of times I’ve first met someone online and then sometime afterwards met them in real life. And yes, I have all my fingers. But, despite being a healthy and somewhat elusive member of the MySpace generation, the actual meeting of two voiceless/faceless people for the first time is enough to get the knees a-wobblin’. Regardless, this turned out all right. Well, at least I wasn’t mauled by a gaggle of ravenous carnival clowns.

Oh, and thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes! Y’all are so nice. 🙂


Written by Paul

July 11, 2007 at 1:13 pm

Posted in scaredy cat, women

#146 – Birfday

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Um, that’d be me for you slower folks out there. Please send cake, preferably the ice cream kind with crunchies.

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July 10, 2007 at 12:32 pm

Posted in birthday

#145 – Scariest Thing

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Cliffhanger to the extreme! You’ll just have to wait to find out, kiddies…and no, it has nothing to do with carnival clowns.

In case y’all missed it, Steve Wilson poked fun at me and these comics over at My Elves Are Different. Definitely check it out! Yeah, I’d have totally drawn something about his plane neighbor.

And, lastly, all the old comics have now been uploaded. So if you want to see just how bad I drew the comics back at the beginning, well, now you can. Closing in on 150! That’s just crazy to me. Is that crazy to you?

Written by Paul

July 9, 2007 at 12:38 pm

Posted in comics, scaredy cat

#144 – Red Eye

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Mmhmm. All better. At first I thought it might have been pink eye or, say, the black plague. But none of those turned out to be true. My mother believes I irritated it (me? irritating? hardly!), and I used her ancient remedies of cold tea bags to help soothe the pain. Now I can see again! Hooray!

And it wasn’t allergies, I certainly know that. Knocks on wood. As far as I know, I’m not allergic to a single thing. I could swim in a tub of peanuts, dry off with a towel made from dog fur (how cruel!), thwart off a thousand and five bumblebees (not that I’d want to), and finish the day with a tour of my local latex-producing factory. Yes, I’m that awesome.

So, what are you allergic to? Let’s hear it.

Written by Paul

July 6, 2007 at 12:40 pm

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#143 – Eddie Izzard

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It took me nearly the entire show to figure out where I’ve seen him before. He’s the father on the FX show The Riches. Huh, how about that?

How was everyone’s 4th? It was rainy here in New Jersey. Booooooo.

Written by Paul

July 5, 2007 at 12:37 pm

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#142 – Independence Day

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I’m riding a rocket and not wearing any protection. Feel free to make your own jokes.

And have a great Independence Day! May the fireworks be plentiful and colorful!

Written by Paul

July 4, 2007 at 4:10 am

Posted in holiday humor

#141 – Another Stupid Bug

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This is actually the second or third time this has happened in the last few months. There I am, little ol’ me, just walking around outside enjoying the weather, and thunk! Some stupid bug, probably drunk off its ass, comes flying straight into my head. The nerve! Anyways, it scared the bejesus out of me and made me look like a fool as I swatted air in the middle of the park. I’m sure others thought I was drunk off my ass. I wasn’t. But if one more insect hits me in the head, I’m throwin’ down.

I have no idea what that really means, but meh…they’ll figure it out.

Written by Paul

July 3, 2007 at 12:39 pm

Posted in bugs