#141 – Another Stupid Bug
This is actually the second or third time this has happened in the last few months. There I am, little ol’ me, just walking around outside enjoying the weather, and thunk! Some stupid bug, probably drunk off its ass, comes flying straight into my head. The nerve! Anyways, it scared the bejesus out of me and made me look like a fool as I swatted air in the middle of the park. I’m sure others thought I was drunk off my ass. I wasn’t. But if one more insect hits me in the head, I’m throwin’ down.
I have no idea what that really means, but meh…they’ll figure it out.