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Archive for March 2007

#75 – Monster Dream

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Yeah, I can’t really explain it either. Maybe it was something I ate? But I don’t eat serpent-headed winged horse meat. Strange. Anyways, if you are one of those people that own a dream book but never open it to examine your own nightmares, feel free to analyze this one to the bone.

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Written by Paul

March 21, 2007 at 5:34 pm

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#74 – Mmm Sandwich

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I mean, it was a good sandwich. But not that stellar. Certainly not worthy of mmming over. I thought of offering him some pointers on how to not let the shredded lettuce overflow so much, but instead just bit, chewed, swallowed, and moved on with my life. Well, then I drew this comic. Now I’m moving on…

Hmm, I see I forgot to color the sandwich in the second panel. Now it looks like I had two, one on white bread and one on wheat. Score!

Written by Paul

March 20, 2007 at 5:35 pm

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#73 – Hallway Dog

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Once again I must bring up that my apartment building states in the contract I signed that there are to be no pets (dogs, cats, and personal kangaroos; fish, I believe, are fine to have). So who’s dog was it? I don’t know. I walked the other way. But Detective Paul won’t let this mystery go unsolved, nosireee. I want a cat. If other people can have cats then why can’t I? Exactly. Also, I’m sure it’s going to please my mother tenfold that I sleep with the chain lock tight and secure on my apartment door. Can’t let those mutts in…

Written by Paul

March 19, 2007 at 5:36 pm

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#72 – Puzzling

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The only puzzles I’m ever really good at are the ones in videogames. You know, move the box to the far wall so you can climb the hanging wine, which you use to swing over to that high ledge, pick up the key, turn the cog, pull the lever, jump down in time to run across the open cavern to dive through the gates before they shut again. But a 500-piece puzzle of flowers and trees and flowery trees? Yeah, can’t do it. Mad props to my sister though as she’s the Puzzle Princess. I’m the Puzzle Peasant. Such is life…

Written by Paul

March 16, 2007 at 2:59 pm

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#71 – The Real Me

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Sometimes I like to take my glasses off and play the game “who’s talking to me?” for hours on end. It’s quite fun trying to match voices with blurry faces. Oh, and do not fret, the beard shall be back shortly. Who am I if I’m not bearded, right?

Written by Paul

March 15, 2007 at 2:59 pm

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#70 – Shim

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It’s amazing the things you’ll learn from a board game. My father has a tendency to put down words that, at first, seem alien, but after a couple minutes of research turn up to be actual words in the dictionary. Granted, they’re not the most commonly used ones but they are still words. So shim, yeah, not a he-she like I’d originally thought. Oh well…

Written by Paul

March 14, 2007 at 3:01 pm

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#69 – Not a Joke

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How is charging someone an extra twenty dollars out of nowhere a joke? It’s not, folks. I’ve been buying all my liqour at the same store, and I guess I see the same guy working there every time I go in for my rum/wine fix. So he probably knows me by now and feels like he can share some of his humor. But news flash: ripping people off is not a joke, a pun, a witty quip, a piece of slapstick, or even anything worthy of a guffaw. I think next time I’ll pay for my alcohol in Canadian coins. Now that‘d be funny…

Written by Paul

March 13, 2007 at 3:01 pm

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