The Cause and Effect of Free Cookies
Q. So, how many cookies did I have?
A. One to two
B. Two to three
C. Three to four
D. Four to five
E. ALL OF THEM
Now don’t think that your money’s gone
I’ll save some with you when I have some
We can hang out cheap and eat Ramen
Friendship first should be your motto
- “Everything’s Okay” by Reggie and the Full Effect
Hmmm, I’m going to say D, four to five. It is questionable because we are unaware of how many cookies there were to begin with. I’m pretty sure that would be enough to upset my stomach–though I can’t say the same for you–and I know you are not a selfish person, so you wouldn’t eat all of them. <3 So yes, my answer is D, probably because now I want some cookies.
nom nom
Tara
October 4, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I am going for 3 cookies!
Poor Paulie!
bitsy
October 4, 2008 at 8:29 pm
ALL OF THEM (only because that’s what I would do).
1979semifinalist
October 6, 2008 at 9:57 am
All excellent guesses so far!
Paul
October 6, 2008 at 11:11 am
Unless they were giant-size cookies, I’d say all of them. Because that’s what I’d do too.
TK42ONE
October 6, 2008 at 11:56 am
I’m guessing you had four cookies of medium size; after that many cookies on a relatively empty or full stomach things start to go awry awfully fast.
tgjason
October 6, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Man, you guess are basically calling me Mr. Piggy! I’m a foodwhore, but not that much of a foodwhore.
Paul
October 6, 2008 at 5:55 pm