My Scanner Hates My Existence
Yup, it’s a bitter beast. I’ve been using it for, oh, a week and some days now and I’m still not used to its mannerisms. Plus, that way it vrrhh vrrhh vrrhhs at me in the middle of the night makes me a little bit nervous. Let’s all go back to the Stone Age!
If you talk pretty to plants, it supposedly helps them grow better. In some book on water, this Japanese dude found that “blessing” the water with kind words made beautiful water crystals. When exposed to bad or negative words, water crystals were malformed, if they formed at all.
So…start sweet talking that scanner of yours and maybe it’ll decide to love you back!
Bitsy
August 30, 2008 at 12:26 pm
haha, that’s ok, my scanner is pretty crappy too–it was free, so I suppose we can’t complain too much <3
Tara
August 30, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Couldn’t agree more.
My scanner was crappy and WASN’T free. AND HP are being dicks about giving me back my $70 rebate, despite the fact that for maybe the first time ever I actually waded through all their tricky little rules to acutally apply for the rebate. Curses!
1979semifinalist
September 2, 2008 at 10:45 am