MyLifeComics

I can already hear Momma Dukes now: “Have you made an appointment to get your eyes checked yet?!” Nah, being blind isn’t too bad. It has some pros to it. When I figure out what those are, I’ll be sure to inform each and every one of you.

But let’s play a game. It’s called How Many Shots of Grain Alcohol Did These People Take Before Getting on the Internet to Google Around and Find MyLifeComics? Okay, it’s a bit long, but it’s more or less a work-in-progress. Got some very interesting term searches this week. See for yourself:

• can horses get herpes?
• comic strip about paper or plastic
• spiderman lingerie
• dislike of bright colors
• how to build a redneck
• how birds mate
• make me a comic strip now

Yeah, my guess is…three shots of grain alcohol.

The weekend is here. Please tell me your plans so that I may imagine myself beside you, sharing said plans with you, all without being the least bit creepy. I promise. Maybe. Just consider me your personal Jiminy Cricket or whatever. I might be making a big purchase over the weekend, thanks for my recession check. You want a hint? It’s not an orange.

Smeared black ink, your palms are sweaty
And I’m barely listening to last demands
I’m staring at the asphalt wondering what’s buried underneath where I am
- “The District Sleeps Alone Tonight” by The Postal Service