#144 – Red Eye
Mmhmm. All better. At first I thought it might have been pink eye or, say, the black plague. But none of those turned out to be true. My mother believes I irritated it (me? irritating? hardly!), and I used her ancient remedies of cold tea bags to help soothe the pain. Now I can see again! Hooray!
And it wasn’t allergies, I certainly know that. Knocks on wood. As far as I know, I’m not allergic to a single thing. I could swim in a tub of peanuts, dry off with a towel made from dog fur (how cruel!), thwart off a thousand and five bumblebees (not that I’d want to), and finish the day with a tour of my local latex-producing factory. Yes, I’m that awesome.
So, what are you allergic to? Let’s hear it.
Peanuts and Poultry are the big two. So big, I carry an EpiPen with me. And I think I’ve developed a recent allergy to gourds (like pumpkin and squash). I’m sure I have other allergies to pollen and mold, but nothing too terrible a little Sudafed can’t handle.
And I’ll be monitoring this Feed now.
TK
July 6, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Awesome, TK! Glad to see you over here. What’s an EpiPen?
Paul
July 6, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Bees.
I break out in hives and my airways close up.
Oh, I also think I am allergic to traffic; every time I am in it, I start feeling funny.
Patrick
July 6, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Do you break out in hives in traffic too? If so, just show some people your nasty skin and they’ll get out of your way. I would, nasty boy.
Paul
July 6, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Crazy friggin ants from Arizona seem to cause insane swelling, heat, and itchiness. I’m back on your page, Biff. One week without and I have had the most horrendous withdrawal symptoms.
Bitsy
July 8, 2007 at 5:49 am
Aw, welcome back, Bitsy. The site has missed you and your crazy ant-rash.
Paul
July 9, 2007 at 3:16 am