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To the woman’s credit, at least she didn’t say “going down the shore.” Only folks from New Jersey will probably understand that. So tough luck, you Westerners.

I don’t get my brown on too often. It’s more of a lobster red or a virgin crimson. But I don’t think I could get away with saying that in public. More times than not, I like to tell people I’m working on my ankle tan. You know, where the sock line ends and a darker shade of skin starts. My favorite.